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Watching: The Walking Dead

Reading: Percy Jackson

Listening to: Coldplay


dogwithpants:

jasper-rolls:

jasper-rolls:

like, i’m pretty sure tiktok has existed for longer than vine did at this point but i’m yet to actually see an “iconic” tiktok. like people always caption like “this tiktok is ICONIC” but i’ve never seen one stay in the public consciousness for any longer than the 2 minutes it appears on my timeline. i never see people quote tiktoks or like, act them out with their friends or anything, not a single tiktok i’ve seen has had any actual staying power

meanwhile i can just say like “ROAD work ahead?” and i would bet a good chunk of you have just read that in the guy’s voice. i still see people tag things like “i wish i was jared, 19″. one night at the bar where i work we started an impromptu dance party purely by saying “hi, i’m renata bliss, and i’ll be your freestyle dance teacher”

i guess brevity really is the soul of wit

everyone calling me a boomer for this take has confirmed for me that people literally don’t know what boomer means

Actually there is ONE iconic tiktok and it’s the ps5 boy

butchfemmebatcat:

just saw a br*t*sh “person” say Mexican food was unappetizing… mira. it will be a cold day in HELL before I let some pip pip cheerio ello guvna ass bitch talk to ME about flavor. about “appealing food”. que se vayan al diablo

lierdumoa:

anxiouscryptid:

mayfriend:

dankmemeuniversity:

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king i think it is not fucking sufficient at all. wolftopia or bust

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Also Wolftopia is gorgeous by the way

Wolftopia is nearly the size of Saturn and orbits two stars that closely orbit each other!

apodemusalba:

cptprocrastination:

vidapuppen:

systlin:

bogleech:

bogleech:

ratsofftoya:

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the american government enlists me for a special mission and they tie me to a giant bullseye target on the ground and starts airdropping tons upon tons of cheese right into my screaming mouth

There’s a comparison graphic

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1 like = 1 prayer for the huge cheese to turn around and eat the government

“Shows up with crackers”

I do this only for the good of my country. Move aside, I’m a professional. 

Now, is it good cheese? Or crappy fake American cheese?

ok my address is…

Give it away to the hungry!
Don’t stockpile it until it rots just to keep prices up! Use it to alleviate hunger, even if it’s for a little while.  

thecouchwitch:

majesdanes:

susan is EVERYTHING

When I was a child I thought Susan was needlessly mean to Ross. Then as I got older I realized Ross was an asshat and Susan was the only one on the show that could see it.

a-spider-holding-8-guns:

a-spider-holding-8-guns:

MY NAME ON POKEMON GO IS “DONGPUNCHER666″ AND MY DAD GOT THE APP TOO AND AND I CANT STOP SCREMAINFGR BAOUT HIS NAME

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GUYS OH MY GOD

teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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griffys:

possum-springs:

griffys:

i love cats so much. i literally would die for any cat. show me a cat right now. that’s my favorite cat

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This guy

that’s HIM!!! that’s my favorite guy

theheartneverliez:

Deep Fried Cookie Dough

He loves it

smalltalktorture:

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads